Just wanted to share a few of the quips I found--in case you need a smile too!
- If you want to look young, hang around with very old people.
- Rudeness is having someone go right on talking while you're trying to interrupt.
- A person soon learns how little he knows when a child begins to ask questions.
- The reason ideas die quickly in some heads is because they can't stand solitary confinement.
- If you're wondering when middle age begins, it's begun.
- People will believe anything if you whisper it.
- Don't you hate to take advice from somebody who needs it himself?
- Smile--it doesn't cost anything and the IRS can't tax it!